Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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