Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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