Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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