Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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