Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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