I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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