So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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