How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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