You're completely useless in the revolution.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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