Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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