i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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