honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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