Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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