Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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