Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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