am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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