mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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