you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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