Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
