The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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