Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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