names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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