omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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