he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Sorry about my life...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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