We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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