i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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