i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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