Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize