This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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