Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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