It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Randomize
