a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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