No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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