So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
