butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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