Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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