bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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