It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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