Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Someone signed my nipple.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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