Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
organizing the empties. That sober.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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