And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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