Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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