I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize