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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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