one might say we're banned from that church
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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