as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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