You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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