I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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