I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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