People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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