I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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