i just google imaged poop.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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