let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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