Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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