Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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