What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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